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Were Sent To Me
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Since High School
Thought you might enjoy the following true story.
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the
moon, he not only gave his famous one small step for man, one giant
leap for mankind statement, but followed it by several remarks.
Just before he re-entered the lander, however, he made the enigmatic remark,
"Good luck > Mr Gorsky".
Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonanut. However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs.
Over the years many people questioned Armstrong as to what the Good Luck Mr. Gorsky statement meant, but Armstrong always just smiled.
A Few years ago, (on July 5,1995 in Tampa Bay FL) while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26 year old question to Armstrong. This time he finally responded.
Mr Gorsky had finally died and so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer the question.
When he was a kid, he was playing baseball with a friend in the backyard.
His friend hit a fly ball which landed in the front of his neighbors pick up.
When he went to retrieve the ball, young
Armstrong heard Mrs Gorsky shouting
You want ORAL sex?
You'll get oral sex
Here is something I bet you hadn't thought would be an issue for Y2K.
You won't be able to use the programmed recording feature on your VCR!
Don't throw away your VCR in the year 2000.
Set it on 1972 because the days will be the same.
Pass this on because you know the manufacturer will not share this information. They will want you to buy a new one that is Y2K compliant.
He finds himself being sized up by God....
"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call.
After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in
almost every home in America,
I'm going to do something I've never done before.
"Well, what's the difference between the two?" Bill asks.
"Fine, but where should I go first?"
"I'll leave that up to you."
"Okay, then," says Bill. "Let me try Hell first."
So Bill goes to Hell.
He is very pleased. "This is great!" he tells God. "If this is Hell, I REALLY want to see Heaven!"
"Fine," says God, and off they go.
Heaven is a place high in the clouds, with angels drifting about,
It's nice, but not as enticing as Hell. Bill thinks for a quick minute and decides. "Hmm. I think I'd prefer Hell," he tells God.
"Fine," replies God. "As you desire."
So Bill Gates goes to Hell.
Two weeks later,
God decides to check on the late billionaire to see how he is doing in Hell.
When he gets there, he finds Bill shackled to a wall,
"How's everything going?" he asks Bill.
Bill responds, his voice filled with anguish and disappointment,
"This is awful!
This is nothing like the Hell I visited two weeks ago!
I can't believe this is happening!
What happened to that other place, with the beaches
"Oh ... that was the SCREENSAVER."
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that was the SCREENSAVER."
Anyone out there with information on any of my subject matter,